january 29th

- Once again, I come to you from the One, the Only, the [ this space left intentionally blank ]Fitness Center. These two girls are currently yelling to each other across the tan rooms about how burned they got. They're close to tears. It's really, really hard not to laugh.

- Troy was on Hallmark the other day. They cut out the movie. It was like that Mad TV spoof of "The Sopranos on Pax." By the way, Hector and Odysseus and Andromecha (sp? Hector's wife) are the only characters worth anything in that movie. The rest of them deserve whatever happens to them.

- Just to be clear, I don't watch either The Sopranos or Mad TV. Mad TV was occassionally on at work, and that was the only sketch on there that I ever thought was funny. I'm just covering my bases here.

- I have to write about Christopher Columbus' journals for my seminar class tomorrow. Copy & Paste from Wikipedia, ftw... I'm kidding.

- Because everyone else is: "Never before in history has there been a black head-coach in the superbowl. Two African-American headcoaches in the Superbowl! Now, if only we can get to the point in this nation where we don't have to mention it anymore." (you don't believe me? check foxsports.com and espn.com and behold the wonder) The crazy thing is, we could have been there if you idiots hadn't all thought it was worth writing 157 articles about.

- Rex Grossman: "My goal is to win a championship in Chicago and be a franchise quarterback." Heh.

- I read a "The Office" spoiler saying Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams are each going to be directing an episode. That's just cool.