- Saw a video about Daniel Boone today. I read a book about him 10 years ago that was far more interesting.
- 240 consecutive push-ups last night. If it seems like I'm shamelessly boasting, I'm not. There's a little shame.
- I think my coat smells like smoke. You sure you don't want to buy a corn stove?
- I have that presentation tonight. I don't do well in front of people. This is why having a superpower would be so cool. You're up front, everyone's looking at you, and you go blank... bam! adamantium claws come out, and everyone's suddenly like "wow, I wish I could be like that guy." Yeah, gotta get me some adamantium...
- You know what would really make for a bad day? Getting gored by a bull.
- I should learn to play cricket. Not actually play it, mind you, but at least know how, so when someone tells me how many wickets they took at the latest shindig, I can make a coherent and knowledgeable reply. 'Cause people in my town are always coming up and talking about wickets, and I just feel ignorant.
- I've taken my sister's advice and have set my mind on memorizing "The Hardware Store." Be prepared to be impressed.
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lol! If you had claws coming out your knuckles, you wouldn't be in school in the first place, and if you were, you'd have to keep it secret that you had claws. ;P lol
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