Heel-Toe

- That's some bad hat, Harry.

- My new max is 330 push-ups.

- Vikings got Adrian Peterson. I think that's a good thing. Lions, surprise surprise, picked a wide receiver.

- I'm done with classes this semester, and it feels good.

- Heroes was spectacular last Monday. P. Petrelli went all Neo on those security guards. I'm actually not joking; I think Kring was going for a Neo-look there. He even had the trench coat. One of the best episodes yet, even though Bennet in the future got killed by Parkman, and Parkman should never have been able to do that. Bennet is too awesome. I liked how they could kill off anyone they wanted, and how everyone had this masterful control of their powers, because it's in a future they are going to prevent. I could watch that one a few more times.

- There was just a commercial on ESPN comparing soccer to basketball, saying "what do you love about basketball?" and they came up with "speed, athleticism, and desire," concluding that people are fans of soccer, they just don't know it yet. Um... scoring? The gang culture? Criminal behavior? Soccer still has way too far to go to reach the greatness of the NBA.

- You can write this down: Spiderman 3 is going to be big. (yeah, I was being Larry King right there.)

- Creepy Maxfield people keep coming by and looking for my boss. The Maxfield people are shady.

- The Black Donnelly's got cancelled. Just confirming it for you all, since I know you care. I'm going to do a little victory dance. I'll be right back.

*Turn around, now swtich!* Just kidding; I don't listen to Will Smith rap. Really.

- Mavericks are on the brink of elimination. Being a fan of the Sports Guy, I'm kind of swayed by his views on the matter: I want Cuban to win a championship, but I really really don't like Dirk Nowistlsitksityskotoskt. So if they get booted, I'll probably be happy. The Mark Cuban thing isn't because I like him, either. It's just that he's this complete black sheep, and Stern doesn't like him, so it would be cool.

- Watch Heroes. Best show on televison.