- What's worse: being slow-rolled by a rock crusher, or being over-taken by flowing magma? We were discussing this, and I think anything that involves lava is worse, but I can see the other side. Too bad there's no practical way to test it, since bunnies can't talk. I'm kidding. About tossing bunnies under a rock crusher. They really can't talk. I was serious about that part.
- My boss calls at 10 to tell me he'll be here at 11 on a day when he's normally in at 7:30. On the other hand, I'm writing on my blog right now and getting paid for it, so...
- There was a bunny in the parking lot this morning. And then the Today Show had the "world's largest bunny" or something on it... today. Bunnies on my mind. You know, coyotes eat bunnies. So... if you truly love animals (particularly, bunnies), you'll kill coyotes. Well, if you're logical, that is.
- Some guy carried in 16 100lb bags of corn into the gym today, and there must have been a couple hundred in that truck. He must have weighed 280 pounds. We couldn't figure it out.
- What I learned in class yesterday: The Budget process is still boring. I wrote some dialogue, and got counted for attendence. Go me.
- I went back and deleted the second paragraph of "Deal or No Deal" bashing from my latest post. It was pretty rancid, and I was tired. I'm thinking I should be more laconic about these things. Well, no, not really. I just wanted to say "laconic."
- I know I'm sick and everything, but the visual of tossing bunnies into a volcano is pretty funny. With a slingshot. Or a whole bunch of them in a catapult. Heh. It's like that Dr. Suess book where the kid keeps day-dreaming wilder and wilder things on Mulberry Street. "And the bunnies were wearing Star Trek ensignas and playing John Denver songs!" Yeah...
- Oh, like you weren't thinking it. "Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!" - Anya
- Remember, it's the little things that matter in life. Like midgets.
- In memory of this new year that is upon us starting last Sunday, I give you a quote.
"Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again." - House
A place where I can come to write when I don't have any stories on my mind. A place to connect with family and friends. A place for cashews.
About Me
- michael
- I have an ego the size of Montana, but I'm pretty good at hiding it. Sarcasm and humor are important to me. Also, cashews.
5 comments:
Bunnies are the bane of existence for many species around the world. For instance, Australia, they brought all these bunnies over from England because, as we all know, they are so delicious. But alas, with few natural predators about the bunnies did, well whatg bunnies do and soon there were too many bunnies. In order to claim the island back from the lagamorph attack the humans decided to import the bunnies most dreaded natural enemies, foxes and weasels. The foxes and weasels found that the native marsupials and flightless birds were much easier to catch than the bunnies and so (being inherently lazy animals) the foxes and stoats declared genocide on the native animals effectively wiping out many of them forever. It was not until poisons were introduced that the bunny population became manageable again, though from time to time they swarm like locusts decouring every green thing.I believe a plague of rabbits is mentioned by Nostradamus at the end of time...maybe.
It was also rumored that they were behind the spontaneous outbreaking of song and dance in Sunnydale.
my baby got stole by a bunny holding a shark...
Anything that starts off "bunnies" is always good. :D Even though you then went on to talk about doing horrible things to the poor bunnies. . . It still made me smile.
The only thing funnier than catapulting a whirlling ball of bunnies into the yawning mouth of an erupting volcano is...targeting a wild horse with a TOW missle..try drawing it...its funny, and I'm not sure why.
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