March 3rd

- I haven't blogged in awhile. Sorry about that to those who like the blog, and a "Never Again!" to my many enemies.

- 260 push-ups last night. Now, excuse me while I do the Happy Orc Dance while you all imagine M.C. Hammer is playing, okay?

- My boss hung up a big bobcat skin at the gym. It's gaudy, for lack of a better word. I'm pretty sure it was a joke/prank thing on my co-worker, which means we have free reign to do something great on April Fool's day. Like put mustard in his coffee or frame him for tax evasion or something.

- Can't touch this...

- Sports are boring now that football is done. Bleah, I say thee, Basketball. And bleah, I say thee, Baseball. And yay thee, Sorkin, for the "yay thee" bit.

- If anyone reading this wants to start a class action suit against CMU for NOT closing school during ice storms, let me know. Also, if you know Johnny Cochran. And yes, it's 2007 and I made a Johnny Cochran reference. I'd say I'm slipping but that implies I was ever "all there."

- Have I mentioned how much I hate working Saturdays? It's like everyone who never comes at any other time comes in and those are the people who always have questions. So basically, I'm unhappy about working saturdays because I have to work. It's really hard to imagine I'm ever going to make anything of my life.

- Guliani (sp?) is way ahead in polls right now. He's like the absolute moderate, or what us Conservatives call Democrats (honestly, a moderate republican is never called a republican by conservative; we always act like they somehow infiltrated us and pulled the wool over our eyes). Still, it's early, and the analysist are saying time is his enemy (and there's a lot of time before the election) because people will discover he's a liberal. Go go Mormon guy!

- People always wait until the last 30 minutes to come in to tan. It is sooooo annoying, and I secretly mark those people as those whose houses I will bulldoze once I become intergalatic tyrant. And should that fail to happen, I'll put Arby's sauce on their windshields.