Wednesday, March 28, 2007

watch more television

- Gypsies! Filthy people, we will speak of them no more! *spits*

- Show him there are no free lunches at a Friday night poker game.

- It hurts real bad!

- These are only a few of the movie/tv quotes I was able to properly utilize in normal conversation over the weekend. TV: It does your parlance good.





- "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away and a sunny spirit takes their place."

- "A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt."

- "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. "

- These are only a few of the many, many reasons why Mark Twain is my favorite author.

1 comment:

VanSneak said...

Good ole Samuel Clemons. He sure could write about a buffalo climbing a tree.

I think Paul Bunyan is cool.