- Gypsies! Filthy people, we will speak of them no more! *spits*
- Show him there are no free lunches at a Friday night poker game.
- It hurts real bad!
- These are only a few of the movie/tv quotes I was able to properly utilize in normal conversation over the weekend. TV: It does your parlance good.
- "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away and a sunny spirit takes their place."
- "A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt."
- "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. "
- These are only a few of the many, many reasons why Mark Twain is my favorite author.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
Support the Municipality!
- I played football this saturday, and I sprained my finger. My brother twisted his ankle, my one cousin bashed his knee, and my other cousin's ankle popped. So I clearly got the worst of it all. But it's okay, because I have an enormously high threshold for pain.
- Starting today, I have a great deal of stress. A lot of tests and papers are coming due, and my pastor asked me to teach for him next Wednesday. I am FREAKING OUT. Whew; sorry, I occassionally panic and dream of running away to Soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, the papers write you.
- It was almost 70 yesterday. I had a hard time falling asleep because it was too warm, and my fan blew up sometime last year. I know what you're thinking: "Why don't you put solar reflecting panels up all around the house?" Well, I've considered it; believe me.
- I have no idea what's going on in the world right now. I think Gonzales is still in trouble; I've never been as big a fan of him as I was of Ashcroft. Maybe if he pulled out some ninja moves right around now. Hey, that reminds me, was the Office a new one last thursday? Because I missed it. Because I was playing high stakes, do or die, no-limit texas hold 'em with a guy named Arnaud LaSou. It should go without saying that he defeated me. You can't beat those Irish at games of chance.
- Starting today, I have a great deal of stress. A lot of tests and papers are coming due, and my pastor asked me to teach for him next Wednesday. I am FREAKING OUT. Whew; sorry, I occassionally panic and dream of running away to Soviet Russia. In Soviet Russia, the papers write you.
- It was almost 70 yesterday. I had a hard time falling asleep because it was too warm, and my fan blew up sometime last year. I know what you're thinking: "Why don't you put solar reflecting panels up all around the house?" Well, I've considered it; believe me.
- I have no idea what's going on in the world right now. I think Gonzales is still in trouble; I've never been as big a fan of him as I was of Ashcroft. Maybe if he pulled out some ninja moves right around now. Hey, that reminds me, was the Office a new one last thursday? Because I missed it. Because I was playing high stakes, do or die, no-limit texas hold 'em with a guy named Arnaud LaSou. It should go without saying that he defeated me. You can't beat those Irish at games of chance.
Friday, March 23, 2007
vacation
- Not really, but I am going to see some family today; should be a fun time. I'm also going to be meeting the "boyfriend" of one of my cousins. Hopefully I won't have to take drastic action and throw him out. Or watch my cousin Mike throw him out.
- 290 push-ups in a single shot. That's almost as impressive as 300.
- I'm getting stressed out again. I have a major paper due the day before my pastor asked me to fill in for him. The next two weeks are going to eat at me like sharks on Robert Shaw.
- People's thoughts tend to be shaped by the thoughts of those around them. Duh, says you, but I'm going to continue anyway, despite your rude protest. It doesn't matter how ridiculous someone is, if they can get a few people to praise them for how funny, smart, interesting, etc., a whole slew of people will come along and take that exact same position. I think it comes from a desire to belong, which is really the only explanation for the Beatles.
The problem is the resulting vindication of par. We praise the normal, the trite, and the skilless as if they are something great, simply because others have done it before us. We don't reach for the stars, anymore. We are content with the mediocre and we can't really imagine anything better. This has to be why Saved By The Bell lasted as long as it did, and why CSI Miami is still on now.
- 290 push-ups in a single shot. That's almost as impressive as 300.
- I'm getting stressed out again. I have a major paper due the day before my pastor asked me to fill in for him. The next two weeks are going to eat at me like sharks on Robert Shaw.
- People's thoughts tend to be shaped by the thoughts of those around them. Duh, says you, but I'm going to continue anyway, despite your rude protest. It doesn't matter how ridiculous someone is, if they can get a few people to praise them for how funny, smart, interesting, etc., a whole slew of people will come along and take that exact same position. I think it comes from a desire to belong, which is really the only explanation for the Beatles.
The problem is the resulting vindication of par. We praise the normal, the trite, and the skilless as if they are something great, simply because others have done it before us. We don't reach for the stars, anymore. We are content with the mediocre and we can't really imagine anything better. This has to be why Saved By The Bell lasted as long as it did, and why CSI Miami is still on now.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
this day is a rationalization of normality
- I'm going to write a short play that I can actually finish, just so I'll know I can do it. Maybe thirty to forty pages, nothing big. I just really need to get something completed, and I think this would work.
- I'm at the school library, and the computer on the other side of the desk is empty, but someone left a chess game on the screen, so everyone comes over to take the seat, sees the game on there and leaves. I almost told the last person that it's been over two hours and no one's come back to it, but I didn't. Interesting, no? See, what makes this blog so successful is that I know what the people want and I give it to them.
- I was doing really well on my diet yesterday, and then my mom made me this awesome supper after I came home from work. And I ate it, and it was gooooood. I guess my point is, mmmm-mmm.
- I'm kind of tired, so I can't think of anything to say. Or maybe the well gone done run dry. You know, the well from which my wisdom doth come.
- I'm at the school library, and the computer on the other side of the desk is empty, but someone left a chess game on the screen, so everyone comes over to take the seat, sees the game on there and leaves. I almost told the last person that it's been over two hours and no one's come back to it, but I didn't. Interesting, no? See, what makes this blog so successful is that I know what the people want and I give it to them.
- I was doing really well on my diet yesterday, and then my mom made me this awesome supper after I came home from work. And I ate it, and it was gooooood. I guess my point is, mmmm-mmm.
- I'm kind of tired, so I can't think of anything to say. Or maybe the well gone done run dry. You know, the well from which my wisdom doth come.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
He remains an Englishman
- At work on a saturday again. Bleah. On the bright side, I just found out we have this guy who is going to come in and clean the place daily in exchange for a membership, and his name is Oakie. It's like fate knew I needed a "pick me up" today, and threw me a bone.
- My cousin is going to be in either the Pirates of Penzance or the HMS Pinafore. I can't remember which, and "It's Surely To Their Credit" will forever confuse the two of them for me. "It's the one about duty." Anyway, I'm pretty sure I could write a play that would get a better response for at a college viewing. Then again, I'd actually have to have a plot, since people like the story to go somewhere. Ah, silly unwashed masses. It's the language that matters. The language, I tell you! I'm kidding, by the way. I couldn't out-write Sullivan and the other guy, obviously.
- One more hour of this. Then the crazies will go home. "People; they're the worst!"
- There's some trouble brewing at work, but it's not really my fault. However, I have an opportunity to either fix it or make it worse, or I could do nothing. It's kind of like when Pedro goes "Vote for me, and all your dreams will come true," and then Napoleon totally goes for it and saves the day. Or like when Curious George takes the balloons and flies to the zoo. Yeah, just like that.
- My cousin is going to be in either the Pirates of Penzance or the HMS Pinafore. I can't remember which, and "It's Surely To Their Credit" will forever confuse the two of them for me. "It's the one about duty." Anyway, I'm pretty sure I could write a play that would get a better response for at a college viewing. Then again, I'd actually have to have a plot, since people like the story to go somewhere. Ah, silly unwashed masses. It's the language that matters. The language, I tell you! I'm kidding, by the way. I couldn't out-write Sullivan and the other guy, obviously.
- One more hour of this. Then the crazies will go home. "People; they're the worst!"
- There's some trouble brewing at work, but it's not really my fault. However, I have an opportunity to either fix it or make it worse, or I could do nothing. It's kind of like when Pedro goes "Vote for me, and all your dreams will come true," and then Napoleon totally goes for it and saves the day. Or like when Curious George takes the balloons and flies to the zoo. Yeah, just like that.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
march 15th
- I ended up with 1050 push-ups. I expected to feel it more the next day than I actually did.
- "Woah! Suns and Mavericks went into double overtime, and they both have won a ton of games and it was such a great game and let's do 8 features on it! * labored breathing into a paper bag *" - ESPN guys.
- The two leading candidates for NBA MVP? Pale Euorpean dudes. I think Nash is European, anyway. He looks European. Let's just say he is, and go with it.
- I really don't want to go to school today, but I have to. Stupid attendance policies! It's like the teachers don't trust us.
- Not a single politician I can think of that I like. Just sayin'.
- I think I'm going to stop at BK and get a breakfast meal. Coincidentally, this is my fourth day of off of my thus-far four-day long diet. So, there's that.
- "Woah! Suns and Mavericks went into double overtime, and they both have won a ton of games and it was such a great game and let's do 8 features on it! * labored breathing into a paper bag *" - ESPN guys.
- The two leading candidates for NBA MVP? Pale Euorpean dudes. I think Nash is European, anyway. He looks European. Let's just say he is, and go with it.
- I really don't want to go to school today, but I have to. Stupid attendance policies! It's like the teachers don't trust us.
- Not a single politician I can think of that I like. Just sayin'.
- I think I'm going to stop at BK and get a breakfast meal. Coincidentally, this is my fourth day of off of my thus-far four-day long diet. So, there's that.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
march 13th
- I did 800 push-ups before 10am, and now I'm falling asleep at the library. I still need to do another set to put me at 1000 before the day is over. Why do I do all these push-ups? Laudation, of course.
- So my one professor was really cool about me missing class two weeks ago due to weather. That's always an unexpected bonus.
- Do people still watch Hardball? Hasn't Chris Matthews basically become the voice of MoveOn.org? Wouldn't everyone have been happier if Zell Miller had pulled a Burr and shot him? Curse our laws prohibiting duels!
- Olberman and Matthews and the other MSNBC flunkies are constantly outraged that Fox is kicking them all over the map, ratings-wise. It's the needed "umph" that helps me through my day. Not unlike Red Bull. Or hard liquor.
- Hugo Weaving is probably the most exciting character to see in a movie, because immediately you start looking for ways to add "Mr. Anderson" to everything he says. Btw, I finished memorizing his monologue from that one movie, and can recite it pretty quickly now. And for kicks, sometime I throw in a few "Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why!?"
- What is up with the lyrics to songs nowadays not making any sense? Seriously, no matter how many times you listen to Snow (Hey, oh), you won't have any idea what they're talking about unless someone tells you. I mean, everyone knew the Beetles were singing about a yellow submarine, okay? Let's get some more sleepy lions in the jungle, some more jet-planes. Leroy Brown, anyone?
- Old joke, but you know why Elrond doesn't want Aragorn hanging around Arwen? "It's the smell!" That one always gets me. Good ole Hugo.
- Speaking of Hugo, a meteorite blew up his Rubber Chicken factory. Gonna' be one sad Independence Day around that neighborhood, let me tell you.
- I wanted to clear up something from an earlier post. Heroes is my favorite show now, and I was asked why, since a while ago I stated that i didn't like it very much due to some stuff. So here's a more complete answer:
1) they cut down on screen time for stupid characters
2) they started pulling the threads together, so now instead of like 8 different plotlines, 6 of them have converged into one big one
3) points 1 &2 inevitably lead to more screen time and character development for the cool characters
So my biggest problems with it were pretty much taken care of; also, because of the nature of the story, every week you know something awesome might happen (like P. Petrelli stopping time, flying, and using telekinesis all in one episode). The first few episodes, something rarely did. Now, as the characters develop, they are doing some pretty cool stuff.
- So my one professor was really cool about me missing class two weeks ago due to weather. That's always an unexpected bonus.
- Do people still watch Hardball? Hasn't Chris Matthews basically become the voice of MoveOn.org? Wouldn't everyone have been happier if Zell Miller had pulled a Burr and shot him? Curse our laws prohibiting duels!
- Olberman and Matthews and the other MSNBC flunkies are constantly outraged that Fox is kicking them all over the map, ratings-wise. It's the needed "umph" that helps me through my day. Not unlike Red Bull. Or hard liquor.
- Hugo Weaving is probably the most exciting character to see in a movie, because immediately you start looking for ways to add "Mr. Anderson" to everything he says. Btw, I finished memorizing his monologue from that one movie, and can recite it pretty quickly now. And for kicks, sometime I throw in a few "Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why!?"
- What is up with the lyrics to songs nowadays not making any sense? Seriously, no matter how many times you listen to Snow (Hey, oh), you won't have any idea what they're talking about unless someone tells you. I mean, everyone knew the Beetles were singing about a yellow submarine, okay? Let's get some more sleepy lions in the jungle, some more jet-planes. Leroy Brown, anyone?
- Old joke, but you know why Elrond doesn't want Aragorn hanging around Arwen? "It's the smell!" That one always gets me. Good ole Hugo.
- Speaking of Hugo, a meteorite blew up his Rubber Chicken factory. Gonna' be one sad Independence Day around that neighborhood, let me tell you.
- I wanted to clear up something from an earlier post. Heroes is my favorite show now, and I was asked why, since a while ago I stated that i didn't like it very much due to some stuff. So here's a more complete answer:
1) they cut down on screen time for stupid characters
2) they started pulling the threads together, so now instead of like 8 different plotlines, 6 of them have converged into one big one
3) points 1 &2 inevitably lead to more screen time and character development for the cool characters
So my biggest problems with it were pretty much taken care of; also, because of the nature of the story, every week you know something awesome might happen (like P. Petrelli stopping time, flying, and using telekinesis all in one episode). The first few episodes, something rarely did. Now, as the characters develop, they are doing some pretty cool stuff.
Monday, March 12, 2007
march 12th
- So I hammered out a paper this morning before I went to school. I set my alarm for 5am instead of the normal 6am, but I went back to sleep. So I kind of rushed the paper, but I said all I had to say, it met the minimum length requirements, and a lot of my professors are stressing brievity this time around, so hoepfully it will go over well.
- Will Roy kill Jim?! This year's biggest mystery has yet to be made known.
- Zephram Cochran was on MASH last night, and he came *this* close to getting BJ arrested. That'll do, Drunk Space Guy Who Discovers Warp Power. That'll do.
- Have I given my opinion on guys who come in to use the tanners? No? I haven't mentioned how I think they're emasculated girly-men? I haven't mentioned their eligibility in the WPGA? Really? Huh, okay.
- House faked brain cancer to get some happy drugs while in the same episode convincing a father to have half of his brain-damaged son's brain removed. Heh. House, Mr. Rodgers - hard to tell the difference sometimes.
- Will Roy kill Jim?! This year's biggest mystery has yet to be made known.
- Zephram Cochran was on MASH last night, and he came *this* close to getting BJ arrested. That'll do, Drunk Space Guy Who Discovers Warp Power. That'll do.
- Have I given my opinion on guys who come in to use the tanners? No? I haven't mentioned how I think they're emasculated girly-men? I haven't mentioned their eligibility in the WPGA? Really? Huh, okay.
- House faked brain cancer to get some happy drugs while in the same episode convincing a father to have half of his brain-damaged son's brain removed. Heh. House, Mr. Rodgers - hard to tell the difference sometimes.
Friday, March 09, 2007
quick notes and jottings
- So I'm wearing this new Nike shirt. And feelin' fiiiiinnnne.
- March Madness...? OR Carefully Perpetrated Fraud on the American Public?
- "Voila! In view the humble vaudvillean veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. In truth, this visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestage of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished."
That's as far as I've gotten.
- Saw The Prestige last night. I liked the story, though it almost moved too quickly (and still was a long movie). I think it was better than the Illusionist, but I'm a big Michael Caine fan. And it had wolverine and batman. Throw in Chuck Norris and we have The Ultimate Showdown!
- To be honest, I would have bought my own copy of the film had Jackman's character said "Bub" just one time.
- I'm considering finding an extremly hard piece of music and mastering it. Only need one, and I can use it to impress everyone. I mean, as if the doodling I do isn't impressive enough....
- Then again, I could instead learn the banjo and then it wouldn't matter what I was playing because it's a banjo, and there's not a person alive who doesn't love the banjo. Same thing with the harmonica. And the Jewish Harp. Boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing. Heh. Awesome.
- I'm never going to make it all those weeks without finding another show. And I'm not watching nor will I ever watch the Black Donnellys. That leaves me to jump into a show in the middle of a season, and I don't like doing that. *sigh* There's always my West Wing dvds. Or, you know, school work. .. ... ... HA HA HA. Man, I crack myself up.
- Just kidding there. Really.
- March Madness...? OR Carefully Perpetrated Fraud on the American Public?
- "Voila! In view the humble vaudvillean veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. In truth, this visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestage of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished."
That's as far as I've gotten.
- Saw The Prestige last night. I liked the story, though it almost moved too quickly (and still was a long movie). I think it was better than the Illusionist, but I'm a big Michael Caine fan. And it had wolverine and batman. Throw in Chuck Norris and we have The Ultimate Showdown!
- To be honest, I would have bought my own copy of the film had Jackman's character said "Bub" just one time.
- I'm considering finding an extremly hard piece of music and mastering it. Only need one, and I can use it to impress everyone. I mean, as if the doodling I do isn't impressive enough....
- Then again, I could instead learn the banjo and then it wouldn't matter what I was playing because it's a banjo, and there's not a person alive who doesn't love the banjo. Same thing with the harmonica. And the Jewish Harp. Boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing-boing. Heh. Awesome.
- I'm never going to make it all those weeks without finding another show. And I'm not watching nor will I ever watch the Black Donnellys. That leaves me to jump into a show in the middle of a season, and I don't like doing that. *sigh* There's always my West Wing dvds. Or, you know, school work. .. ... ... HA HA HA. Man, I crack myself up.
- Just kidding there. Really.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
today
- I survived. The weather was actually pretty bad, and so were the roads, but I didn't get lost or anything. So give me back my stuff.
- Daylight savings this weekend. Don't forget.
- I finally saw the first 20 minutes of Gladiator last night. I'm still not impressed with that movie as a whole. It's like The Last Samurai in its pointlessness.
- So my cousin was telling me that The Pianist was a good movie. I told him that was unlikely, and then asked him to name a single good movie that had Adrien Brody (sp?). He said "Angels in the Outfield." I had to concede the point.
- Daylight savings this weekend. Don't forget.
- I finally saw the first 20 minutes of Gladiator last night. I'm still not impressed with that movie as a whole. It's like The Last Samurai in its pointlessness.
- So my cousin was telling me that The Pianist was a good movie. I told him that was unlikely, and then asked him to name a single good movie that had Adrien Brody (sp?). He said "Angels in the Outfield." I had to concede the point.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
april 23rd!?
- Yeah, so my favorite show is off for 7 weeks. That leaves me with The Office. Life isn't fair, especially considering the lame, LAME cop-out on Prison Break. Bleah. I wanted Kellerman to shoot someone.
- Simmons is only writing about college basketball. It's disappointing, because I love reading his stuff, but I can't get interested. I need to find a new writer. Whedon is off, Sorkin is off, Simmons is out for awhile. Scott Adams is easily my current go-to guy, and that doesn't work too well, since it's a comic strip.
- I have to take someone to the airport tonight at 4am. I'll probably perish in the attempt, so this may be my last will and testament. Mike and Emily don't get anything, because it's their fault.
- Larry King was on the Colbert Report recently. I'm not joking, he said "I'm a great interviewer because I don't say the word I."
- That's all today, folks. If I'm still corporeally around, I'll write something tomorrow. If I'm not corporeal, I'll probably be haunting you.
- Simmons is only writing about college basketball. It's disappointing, because I love reading his stuff, but I can't get interested. I need to find a new writer. Whedon is off, Sorkin is off, Simmons is out for awhile. Scott Adams is easily my current go-to guy, and that doesn't work too well, since it's a comic strip.
- I have to take someone to the airport tonight at 4am. I'll probably perish in the attempt, so this may be my last will and testament. Mike and Emily don't get anything, because it's their fault.
- Larry King was on the Colbert Report recently. I'm not joking, he said "I'm a great interviewer because I don't say the word I."
- That's all today, folks. If I'm still corporeally around, I'll write something tomorrow. If I'm not corporeal, I'll probably be haunting you.
Monday, March 05, 2007
spring break
- No school this week. So I get to do other not-so-fun stuff. Heroes is on tonight, though, so woot.
- The bobcat is still here. I think I'm going to name him... Melvin. If you look at him long enough, it's like he's speaking to you.
- It's incredibly cold in here. My fingers are freezing. By the way, depictions of "uncle sam" are creepy. He looks like Mr. Hyde.
- A new documentary debunking global warming is coming out. Let's watch the oscars pour in.
- So there's this video of these two teenagers telling their little cousins how to smoke pot and laughing as they inhale the smoke and all that. Disturbing, sure. But it's the grandma's commentary after they got arrested that's really the gravy. She's like the crazy aunt who's opposed but finally resigned to her nephew marrying a foreigner.
"I didn't raise them like that, and they know I didn't raise them like that. Shouldn't been smoking in front of the kids. (sigh)Next thing you know, they'll be robbing gas stations with nonsense aliases like Hip-hog Soggy-dog and Clementine Duvall. Is this tea herbalistic? 'cause mmmm-mmmm! That's good. Real good.*sigh* Stupid kids. I'm as like to ring their necks at the arraignment. Shoo, Mr. Whisklers! Dratted cat...."
- what's that? heh heh... melvin... such a cynic, but he's soooo funny.
- If anyone knows of a school where they teach cell phone apptitude, let me know. I have these cousins, see, and they could use the help....
- Is the movie "300" a commentary on the Bush administration?!! or could it possibly just be a stylized version of the historical battle of Thermopylae!???!? Journalists! We need journalists! Oh, truth, whither are thou? They delve where none dare nor care, until they realize we are too weak-willed to stand against their accusations that We Ought To Care... and thereby make us. I, for one, totally think Bush is the Persian guy, because there's no way he has abs like the Spartan. The Spartan with those abs doesn't even have abs like that.
- The bobcat is still here. I think I'm going to name him... Melvin. If you look at him long enough, it's like he's speaking to you.
- It's incredibly cold in here. My fingers are freezing. By the way, depictions of "uncle sam" are creepy. He looks like Mr. Hyde.
- A new documentary debunking global warming is coming out. Let's watch the oscars pour in.
- So there's this video of these two teenagers telling their little cousins how to smoke pot and laughing as they inhale the smoke and all that. Disturbing, sure. But it's the grandma's commentary after they got arrested that's really the gravy. She's like the crazy aunt who's opposed but finally resigned to her nephew marrying a foreigner.
"I didn't raise them like that, and they know I didn't raise them like that. Shouldn't been smoking in front of the kids. (sigh)Next thing you know, they'll be robbing gas stations with nonsense aliases like Hip-hog Soggy-dog and Clementine Duvall. Is this tea herbalistic? 'cause mmmm-mmmm! That's good. Real good.*sigh* Stupid kids. I'm as like to ring their necks at the arraignment. Shoo, Mr. Whisklers! Dratted cat...."
- what's that? heh heh... melvin... such a cynic, but he's soooo funny.
- If anyone knows of a school where they teach cell phone apptitude, let me know. I have these cousins, see, and they could use the help....
- Is the movie "300" a commentary on the Bush administration?!! or could it possibly just be a stylized version of the historical battle of Thermopylae!???!? Journalists! We need journalists! Oh, truth, whither are thou? They delve where none dare nor care, until they realize we are too weak-willed to stand against their accusations that We Ought To Care... and thereby make us. I, for one, totally think Bush is the Persian guy, because there's no way he has abs like the Spartan. The Spartan with those abs doesn't even have abs like that.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
March 3rd
- I haven't blogged in awhile. Sorry about that to those who like the blog, and a "Never Again!" to my many enemies.
- 260 push-ups last night. Now, excuse me while I do the Happy Orc Dance while you all imagine M.C. Hammer is playing, okay?
- My boss hung up a big bobcat skin at the gym. It's gaudy, for lack of a better word. I'm pretty sure it was a joke/prank thing on my co-worker, which means we have free reign to do something great on April Fool's day. Like put mustard in his coffee or frame him for tax evasion or something.
- Can't touch this...
- Sports are boring now that football is done. Bleah, I say thee, Basketball. And bleah, I say thee, Baseball. And yay thee, Sorkin, for the "yay thee" bit.
- If anyone reading this wants to start a class action suit against CMU for NOT closing school during ice storms, let me know. Also, if you know Johnny Cochran. And yes, it's 2007 and I made a Johnny Cochran reference. I'd say I'm slipping but that implies I was ever "all there."
- Have I mentioned how much I hate working Saturdays? It's like everyone who never comes at any other time comes in and those are the people who always have questions. So basically, I'm unhappy about working saturdays because I have to work. It's really hard to imagine I'm ever going to make anything of my life.
- Guliani (sp?) is way ahead in polls right now. He's like the absolute moderate, or what us Conservatives call Democrats (honestly, a moderate republican is never called a republican by conservative; we always act like they somehow infiltrated us and pulled the wool over our eyes). Still, it's early, and the analysist are saying time is his enemy (and there's a lot of time before the election) because people will discover he's a liberal. Go go Mormon guy!
- People always wait until the last 30 minutes to come in to tan. It is sooooo annoying, and I secretly mark those people as those whose houses I will bulldoze once I become intergalatic tyrant. And should that fail to happen, I'll put Arby's sauce on their windshields.
- 260 push-ups last night. Now, excuse me while I do the Happy Orc Dance while you all imagine M.C. Hammer is playing, okay?
- My boss hung up a big bobcat skin at the gym. It's gaudy, for lack of a better word. I'm pretty sure it was a joke/prank thing on my co-worker, which means we have free reign to do something great on April Fool's day. Like put mustard in his coffee or frame him for tax evasion or something.
- Can't touch this...
- Sports are boring now that football is done. Bleah, I say thee, Basketball. And bleah, I say thee, Baseball. And yay thee, Sorkin, for the "yay thee" bit.
- If anyone reading this wants to start a class action suit against CMU for NOT closing school during ice storms, let me know. Also, if you know Johnny Cochran. And yes, it's 2007 and I made a Johnny Cochran reference. I'd say I'm slipping but that implies I was ever "all there."
- Have I mentioned how much I hate working Saturdays? It's like everyone who never comes at any other time comes in and those are the people who always have questions. So basically, I'm unhappy about working saturdays because I have to work. It's really hard to imagine I'm ever going to make anything of my life.
- Guliani (sp?) is way ahead in polls right now. He's like the absolute moderate, or what us Conservatives call Democrats (honestly, a moderate republican is never called a republican by conservative; we always act like they somehow infiltrated us and pulled the wool over our eyes). Still, it's early, and the analysist are saying time is his enemy (and there's a lot of time before the election) because people will discover he's a liberal. Go go Mormon guy!
- People always wait until the last 30 minutes to come in to tan. It is sooooo annoying, and I secretly mark those people as those whose houses I will bulldoze once I become intergalatic tyrant. And should that fail to happen, I'll put Arby's sauce on their windshields.
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