long time coming

- So I don't write enough. I'm happier when I'm writing; mostly because I'm so bad at speaking. Not that it's not gotten better over the years, but I still periodically transpose words, go completely blank in the middle of my sentences, etc. Maybe I have mad cow. Or maybe the government has surgically implanted a chip into my brain that prevents me from becoming too influential.

- Been reading a lot of webcomics. I could totally write a webcomic. The art part would be difficult, but a lot of them are just stick figures anyway. Anybody doing a twilight parody? I'd probably have to read Twilight first, which I refuse to do. I think stick figures with pointy-teeth would be pretty funny. Maybe I'll do some sketches.

- Barack Hussein Obama. mmmmm-mm-mmmmmm! "First we show up, then we see what happens."

- Gathering Storm: Excellent read. Moved quickly, had some great character development. On the other hand, almost the entire Mat section was ridiculous. Like Superman's nemesis having 4-inch fingernails and using them to fight. I'm looking at you, Quest for Peace.

- Arthas is dead. Like when Vader died, it is really emotionally draining. I mean, how often do you have the same villain in your life for 7+ years? The whole thing seemed a bit anti-climatic, too, but I'm not sure how it could have ended differently. Who knew pixels could have so much depth? Fare thee well, sweet prince!

I'm kidding. More phat loots, kthxbye.

- Psych has been pretty good this season. I've been laughing pretty consistently. Love the Mentalist references. Still not sure how that flies. That'd be like me writing a book about moody, model-like vampires that love a mortal girl, and no one calling me on it. Cause if they did, they'd miss out on all the angst. Teenagers gotta get their daily helping of angst. That should be the tagline on the movie poster.

"Moody models. Angst for all."

- I want to see Clash of the Titans. Btw, who is Sam Worthington? Came out of nowhere. Like Han in ANH. You think he's gone, left with his reward money. You're all like, "Man, he's gone, ain't never coming back ('cause your grammar is pretty bad, obviously)." Then, BAM!!!!!! Out of nowhere! (also, the name of the card is "Out of Nowhere"; adds a destiny draw or something. Pwnd.)

- Been saying "Epic Fail" a lot lately. Not sure why. Gotta get back to "Pwnt!" Maybe a little bit of "newbsauce," and a helping of "roflcopter."